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He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学...

1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩:这个座位是空的么? 女孩:是的,如果你坐下,...

给你一个冷笑话—— Billy:What are you doing,May? May:I'm watering my flowers. Billy:But it's raining now. May:That's OK.I'm holding my umbrella. 译文—— 比利:梅,你在干什么? 梅:我正在浇花。 比利:但是现在正下雨呢。 梅:没关系的。我...

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行". .A bit of advice ...

The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How...

A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You’re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents mor...

手里没有现成的,从网上筛选了两个,感觉不错。 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out...

烧炭人和漂布人 The Charcoal-Burner and the Fuller A Charcoal-Burner carried on his trade in his own house. One day he met a friend, a Fuller, and entreated him to come and live with him, saying that they should be far better ne...

已解决问题 收藏 需要英语笑话 30 标签:英语,笑话 急 绚丽玫瑰 回答:14 人气:14 解决时间:2009-03-14 22:03 今天我正在看碟,老妈又捧了本书进来,说道:给我讲讲这几句话什么意思 老妈:这个“i don’t know.“是什么意思? 我说:“我不知道” 老...

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