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He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学...

1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学...

1. A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die' The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died. 一男生向一女生发誓:亲爱的,请你一定要嫁给我,不然我会死掉的 女孩拒绝了。六十年后,那个男生死掉了。 2....

A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You’re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents mor...

给你一个冷笑话—— Billy:What are you doing,May? May:I'm watering my flowers. Billy:But it's raining now. May:That's OK.I'm holding my umbrella. 译文—— 比利:梅,你在干什么? 梅:我正在浇花。 比利:但是现在正下雨呢。 梅:没关系的。我...

今天跟媳妇回家吃饭。厨房里有一套翡翠一样颜色的碗很好看。这2货不小心打碎一个。我妈闻声赶来,我媳妇立马跑过去搀着我老妈的胳膊说到,妈你看他上完厕所也不洗手就来捏菜吃。我说他他还把碗摔了。我老妈二话没说就过来揪着我的耳朵数落我。你...

手里没有现成的,从网上筛选了两个,感觉不错。 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out...

Not so fast 别那么急嘛 A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(欢庆的) charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Gre...

小学生爆笑笑话_有道翻译 翻译结果: Elementary school students laugh and joke students 英 ['stjʊdnts] 美 ['stjʊdnts] n. (尤指大专院校的)学生(student的复数) Students 大学生,小学生,学生 Himeyuri students 姬百合学徒队...

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